Another Reason Campus Conservatives are Afraid
May 3rd, 2022 Barry Posted in Conservatives | No Comments »
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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels. All the panels show the same thing: A man in an orange button-up shirt, seated at a table. There’s a laptop, a cell phone, and a coffee mug on the table. He’s wearing big headphones, and a professional-looking microphone suspended on a metal arm is pointed towards his mouth. In other words, he’s a podcaster.
In all four panels, the man appears to be yelling loudly, and is drawn with huge, popping eyes.
PANEL 1
MAN: These radical “woke” professors running colleges hate conservatives! That’s why conservative students are bullied and cancelled!
PANEL 2
MAN: You know it’s true because Newsmax and Fox and OAN and radio hosts and magazine columnists and podcasters have told you so! Again and again!
PANEL 3
Although the other panels all show the man in medium shot, this panel is such an extreme close-up that his entire head doesn’t even fit in panel; he’s cut off mid-mouth.
MAN: We’ve all told you — the woke at college are inhuman totalitarian monsters who will destroy your life if they ever find out your real views!
PANEL 4
The man has picked up his cell phone and is looking at its screen as he speaks.
MAN: And look at this! A new survey says conservative students are afraid to say what they think!
