You Can’t Call Me a Homophobe if I’m Not Afraid
July 16th, 2022 Barry Posted in Becky Hawkins collaborations, Conservatives, LGBT cartoons, Racism & Racists, Right-wingers | No Comments »
Another collab with Becky Hawkins!
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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels. Each panel shows a white man speaking directly to the reader; he has curly orange-ish hair and is wearing a loud Hawaiian shirt,
PANEL 1
MAN: Here’s a newsflash for you stupid lefties! Sometimes words aren’t literally true!
PANEL 2
The man smirks big and makes air quotes with his fingers.
MAN: Like when you call me a “homophobe” or “transphobe” just because I want those people fired from schools!
MAN: Idiot lefties! “Phobia” means “fear” but I’m not literally afraid! lol lol lol!
PANEL 3
He holds up a forefinger to emphasize his point. He’s grinning big.
MAN: You called me “white supremacist” when I said Blacks are genetically stupid…
MAN: But I think Asians are better at math than whites! So I don’t think whites are “supreme.” lolol!
PANEL 4
The man leans closer to the camera, widening his eyes and pursing his lips in a “oooh spooky” expression, while making the “mind blown” gesture with his hands on each side of his head.
MAN: The “big apple” is not a fruit! “Boxing rings” are square! “Hot dogs” aren’t dogs!
MAN: Aren’t you amazed at how clever I am? Is your mind blooown?
