Right-Winger With A Zinger
February 20th, 2023 Barry Posted in Conservatives, LGBT cartoons, Right-wingers | No Comments »
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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels. Each of the panel shows the same man, a conservatively-dressed guy with short hair combed in part, wearing a polo shirt and gray slacks, standing on a suburban sidewalk.
PANEL 1
The man stands looking directly at the reader, smiling, his arms crossed.
CAPTION: Right-Winger.
PANEL 2
The man is now bursting with anger, raising a fist into the air and mouth open hugely as he yells.
CAPTION: Right-winger shit-slinger.
MAN (yelling): Stolen election! Groomers! Hunter Biden’s Laptop!
PANEL 3
In a closer shot, the man is smirking as he speaks more softly directly to the reader. I did my very best to draw him with what’s referred to as “a punchable face.”
CAPTION: Right-winger shit-slinger with a zinger.
MAN: My pronouns are screw and you!
PANEL 4
The camera has pulled back again. The man is thinking very hard, sweating, one hand on his chin, looking up into the air, frowning with effort.
CAPTION: Right-winger shit-slinger trying to think of a zinger that isn’t that stupid pronoun shit for the 1000000th time.
MAN (hesitantly): Um… Uh…
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