Shoving It Down Our Throats
September 13th, 2023 Barry Posted in Conservatives, LGBT cartoons | No Comments »
This cartoon is drawn by new collaborator R. E. Ryan!
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels. The storyline focuses on two women; one with curly brown hair falling down her back, rectangular glasses, and a purple t-shirt which says “Jesus Saves” in large letters. I’ll call her “Curly.” The other woman has straight brown hair, cross-shaped earrings, and is wearing an orange t-shirt which also says “Jesus Saves.” I’ll call her “Straight.”
PANEL 1
Straight and Curly are in a parking lot. Curly is cheerfully putting a yellow flier under a car’s windshield wiper, while Straight is holding a small pile of yellow fliers in her hands. We can read the top of a flier over Straight’s shoulder; it has a large heading which says “Jesus is the Answer.”
STRAIGHT: We’re gonna need more fliers!
PANEL 2
On a city sidewalk, a man wearing a hoodie walks stiffly past Curly and Straight, purposely not engaging with them. Straight is wearing a signboard, decorated with flames painted coming up from the bottom, which says “Only JESUS can save you from the Lake of Fire.” She’s holding a flier towards the man walking away from her. Curly is talking to Straight, looking excited and happy, and holding up her smartphone with the screen facing Straight.
STRAIGHT: Excuse me, have you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart?
CURLY: Hey, look what just went up!
PANEL 3
A close-up of the smartphone screen (we can also see a bit of Curly’s hand holding it). The screen shows a photo of a large billboard, with a central image of Jesus with a halo, and the words “JESUS is coming soon! Are YOU ready?”
STRAIGHT: Wow! Our new billboard looks AMAZING!
PANEL 4
Curly and Straight (straight is still wearing her signboard) are standing on the sidewalk, watching a pedestrian walk by. Curly leans to the side to whisper something to Straight.
The pedestrian has pink/purple hair shaved on one side, and is wearing a t-shirt that says “Trans Pride” over an image of a heart in trans flag colors.
CURLY: You know what I hate about trans people? The way they shove their ideology down everybody’s throats!
