Trump Says He’s Gonna Shoot Your Dad In The Face!
March 4th, 2025 Barry Posted in Conservatives, Right-wingers | No Comments »
Check out the timelapse drawing video for this cartoon! You get to see me get started on drawing it, then throw everything out so I can rewrite it and start over.
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels.
PANEL 1
In a park, a blonde woman with a panicked expression is talking to a young man wearing a MAGA cap and an older man, both of whom are amused.
WOMAN: Trump says he’s gonna shoot your dad in the face!
MAGA GUY: Silly liberal! He’s not coming after good dads like mine.
DAD: You tell ‘im, son!
PANEL 2
A huge sound effect – “BANG!” – dominates the panel. The older man flies back, his skull fragmenting into pieces and his brain falling out, while Maga Guy watches with a shocked expression.
PANEL 3
The woman and Maga Guy stare in shock at the father’s dead body.
PANEL 4
Maga Guy swings around, pointing accusingly at the woman and yelling.
MAGA GUY: This is BIDEN’S fault!
CHICKEN FAT WATCH
“Chicken fat” is long-dead cartoonists’ lingo for unimportant details stuck in the art for fun.
PANEL 1: Kermit the Frog is peering around a tree in the background. The woman has a tattoo of Beaker from The Muppet Show on her bicep.
PANEL 2: The grain of the log is forming a smiley face.
PANEL 3: A bird flying by has a moon-faced head with a grinning human face. An evil bunny stands in front of the tree, smoking and wearing a fedora. Heihei, the chicken from the Moana movies, is sticking his head out a hole in the tree. The woman’s tattoo is now of Fozzie Bear.
PANEL 4: A sunglasses-wearing snake is coming out of a hole in the ground. Big Bird is sticking his head out of the hole in the tree. The woman’s tattoo shows Scooter from the Muppets.
