Wanted
January 27th, 2026 Barry Posted in Barry's favorites, Immigration | No Comments »
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels.
PANEL 1
A middle-aged man in a button-up shirt points directly at us, contempt on his face. He’s standing in a park.
MAN: You! Yeah, you! Face it – you’re a loser.
PANEL 2
The man continues berating us.
MAN: You’ve never accomplished much of anything, and you never will, because you’ve got nothing to contribute.
PANEL 3
We’re looking at a hand holding a smartphone; on the phone’s screen, the man continues his rant.
MAN: But you still think you’re better than most people. Especially the dark skinned ones. You’re basically a piece of shit and you want to hurt people.
PANEL 4
We switch scenes to a cluttered living room. Two women are relaxing on the sofa, one with her feet up on the other’s lap. The second woman is looking at her smartphone.
WOMAN 1: What on earth are you watching?
WOMAN 2: New ICE recruitment ad.
PHONE: Well, have I got a job for YOU!
CHICKEN FAT WATCH
“Chicken fat” is long-dead cartoonists’ slang for what the kids now call “Easter eggs.”
Panel two: In the hollow of a tree is a human skull. Through the eyeholes, we can see a bird sitting inside the skull.
And on the ground, an evil bunny glares and smokes a cig.
Panel three: Thumbnails of other videos are below the main image. The other videos are named “CATS,” “puppies,” “BOOBS,” “SPORTS!,” and “RAGE.”
Panel four: There are two framed pictures of the wall, one of a giant worm wearing a polo shirt, the other of the title character from the 1990s cartoon “Darla.”
The cat snoozing on the sofa is wearing glasses.
The first woman has a tattoo of an octopus with a mohawk, and also a snake winding around her arm.
The book on her lap says “BOOK TITLE, by Author Name.”
The second woman has a tattoo of Harold from Harold and the Purple Crayon. She’s wearing a t-shirt with the “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” planet logo.
One coffee mug on the table has a picture of an apple with a worm hole. The other mug has a picture of a worm looking puzzled (I think it’s looking for its apple).
A book on the coffee table is entitled “GREG: Like God, but taller” by “A Horne,” a reference to the UK TV show “Taskmaster.”
