Owning The Libs Equals Victory!
January 14th, 2022 Barry Posted in Conservatives, Environmental cartoons | No Comments »
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Supporters see most of my cartoons early – they saw this one back in November.
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels.
PANEL 1
A woman and a man walk on a path in a hilly park (drawn mostly in shades of green and blue). The man, who has red hair and a red chin-only beard (no mustache), is walking ahead, not looking back at her as he talks. He’s wearing a white button-up shirt with a necktie, brown slacks, and glasses. The woman has black hair, and is wearing a white v-neck shirt with red arms, jeans, and red sneakers. She is holding her hands out imploringly as she talks to the man’s back.
WOMAN: This shouldn’t be a partisan issue! We’ll all suffer if the world is destroyed! But if we work together-
MAN: You’re wasting your breath.
PANEL 2
The man, who has crested the hill, turns to look back at the woman, who is still climbing the hill. He sneers with contempt. The woman looks taken aback.
MAN: Don’t show me articles from the New York Times or whatever. Fox told me I can’t trust mainstream media!
WOMAN: But–
MAN: Don’t quote “experts.” Newsmax warned me that those people lie!
PANEL 3
A close-up of the man’s head as he speaks, grinning and intense.
MAN: I know everything outside my bubble is false. Nothing you can say will reach me, and there’s no evidence I can’t dismiss as fake.
MAN: Face it — I’ve won.
PANEL 4
A caption says “YEARS LATER.”
We’re looking at the wreckage of an absolutely destroyed town or city, drawn mostly in shades of brown and orange. There are tree stumps, and telephone poles which have fallen to diagonal positions, wrecked buildings in the distance, a dark brown smog rising into the air from those buildings. Closer up, there are tree stumps, a window lying on the ground, bricks and pipes and a shattered smartphone and other junk scattered around.
Sitting on the concrete slabs of a broken sidewalk is the man from earlier in the strip. His clothes are torn and ragged, and his hair is grown much longer and looks tangled. One lens of his glasses is shattered. He is grinning (missing a tooth) and pumping a fist in the air in front of him.
MAN: Well, I certainly told HER!
