Why Aren’t You Wearing A Mask?
October 3rd, 2020 Barry Posted in COVID-19 | No Comments »
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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has six panels. In each panel, a different white person speaks directly to the viewer. In addition, a seventh, small “kicker” panel is underneath the final panel.
PANEL 1
Most of this panel is taken up by a large caption. In big, friendly lettering, it says “Why aren’t you wearing a MASK?”
Below the caption, an older-looking man in a polo shirt and wearing a “MAGA” hat holds up his hand dismissively, an angry expression on his face.
MAN: Why bother? Once Biden wins, they’ll announce a “cure” the next day.
PANEL 2
A man with a wide grin, wearing a fleece vest over a long-sleeved shirt, has a mask down around his neck, which he is pointing to with one hand.
MAN: I am wearing a mask! Around my neck IS wearing it!
MAN: Ha-HAH! You’re wiggling in the mighty claws of my invincible logic!
PANEL 3
A woman with long blonde hair, wearing a shirt with short, puffy sleeves and a red skirt with a pattern of white dots, stands with her arms folded, looking angry. Behind her is a stone wall, with some trees visible above the top of the wall.
WOMAN: Early on scientists said NOT to wear masks. When scientists change their minds because they’ve learned more, that PROVES they can’t be trusted!
PANEL 4
A man with very round wide eyes, and a huge wide grin, holds up a forefinger to point at the sky. There are clouds in the background; coming out of one of the clouds is God’s head, drawn as an older Black woman, looking down at him.
MAN: If God wanted us to wear masks, we’d be born wearing masks, right?
GOD: Nope nope that’s totally wrong.
PANEL 5
A hand holds a smart phone. On the phone’s screen, a young man in a plaid shirt over a black tee-shirt speaks with a wide mouth, waving his arms in the air.
MAN: Masks are a CHINESE GLOBALIST BILL GATES BIOWEAPON ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM! And that’s just SCIENCE!
PANEL 6
A balding man, wearing a collared shirt with a necktie and an open vest, speaks angrily, pointing to himself with one of his thumbs.
MAN: A MASK? Do I LOOK like a woman to you?
SMALL KICKER PANEL UNDER THE BOTTOM OF THE COMIC
The “do I look like a woman to you” man, looking a little confused, is speaking to Barry the cartoonist. Barry is wearing a surgical-style mask.
MAN: Toxic mascu-WHAT now?
