Are Women’s Sports Destroyed Yet?
May 15th, 2021 Barry Posted in LGBT cartoons | No Comments »
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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels.
PANEL 1
A bald man with a furrowed brow, wearing a shirt with a necktie, is in a recording booth; there’s a big microphone held up by a pro-looking microphone holder thingy (that’s the technical term). He isn’t yelling, but he looks a bit angry and intense.
A large caption says “2004.”
FURROW: Now that trans “women” can compete in the Olympics, no biological women will ever win! This will destroy women’s sports!
PANEL 2
We are looking at an iphone being held in someone’s hand. On the screen, an angry woman, with a high hairdo and hoop earrings, is talking. A graphic at the bottom of her window says “FOX.”
A large caption says “2013.”
TALLHAIR: If California allows trans “girls” on high school teams, they’ll dominate! Other girls will never be able to compete! This will destroy women’s sports!
PANEL 3
The same two characters are together at a table in a diner. They both look aggravated.
A large caption says “TODAY.”
TALLHAIR: It’s been years and trans girls still haven’t dominated high school sports!
FURROW: Only one trans woman has even reached the Olympics—and she lost! Other women beat them all the time!
PANEL 4
Same shot and scene. The tall-haired woman looks even more frustrated; the man rests his face in his hands, looking dejected.
TALLHAIR: Dammit, why aren’t women’s sports destroyed yet?
FURROW: I know. I’m disappointed too.
CHICKEN FAT WATCH
In panel 1, the brand name on the laptop is “Brand Name.”
In panel 2, a chyron says “Next: Is Obama Satan? Or does he just worship Satan?” Graphic boxes on the upper corners say “FEAR” and “PANIC.”
