Women’s Sports Will Be DESTROYED!!!
May 15th, 2021 Barry Posted in LGBT cartoons | No Comments »
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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels.
PANEL 1
A bald man with a furrowed brow, wearing a shirt with a necktie, is sitting in what appears to be a radio recording booth; there’s a big microphone held up by a pro-looking microphone holder thingy (which is the technical term), a laptop open next to him and some notecards and a pencil on the desk in front of him, a coffee mug, and a wall clock behind him. He isn’t yelling, but he looks a bit angry and intense.
A large caption says “2004.”
FURROW: Now that trans women can compete in the Olympics, no biological women will ever win! This will destroy women’s sports!
PANEL 2
We are looking at an iphone being held in someone’s hand. On the screen of the iphone, an angry woman, with a high hairdo and hoop earrings, is talking. A graphic at the bottom of her window says “FOX.” A chyron at the bottom says “Next: Is Obama Satan? Or does he just worship Satan?” Graphic boxes to the left and right of her head say “FEAR” and “PANIC.”
A large caption says “2013.”
TALLHAIR: If California allows trans girls on high school teams, they’ll dominate! Other girls will never be able to compete! This will destroy women’s sports!
PANEL 3
The same two characters are seated together at a round table, in what appears to be a coffee shop or diner; they both have cups of coffee on the table in front of them. He is again wearing a shirt and tie, but his tie is pulled down a bit and his top button is open. She’s wearing a more casual outfit, a open sweater over a striped shirt. They both look aggravated.
A large caption says “TODAY.”
TALLHAIR: It’s been years and trans girls still aren’t dominating high school sports!
FURROW: Only one trans woman has even reached the Olympics—and she lost! Other women beat them all the time!
PANEL 4
Same shot and scene. The tall-haired woman, even more frustrated, throws her hands in the air; the furrowed-brow man leans his head on his hands, looking dejected.
TALLHAIR: ‘Godammit, why aren’t women’s sports destroyed yet?
FURROW: I know. I’m disappointed too.
